Friday, December 31, 2010

Elise's Sponsor

Elise needs Benson as her sponsor likes Alcoholics Anonymous needs Benson as one of its sponsors.
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Boats Are Great!

Enjoy boat safety. It's all you have.
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Friday, December 24, 2010

I Hate That TV Show!

Everyone hates that show. They should call it 'Everyone Hates This Show' and get Chris Rock to narrate it.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Sweet Sixteen

You know what we always say: 'You're only as old as you feel when a steam roller goes over your foot.'
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Friday, December 17, 2010

Mister Motion's Dog

This story was originally set in Berlin, but we moved it because that would be ludicrous.
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Blergh, rain.

No one really hates rain that much, do they? Oh God, do they??
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Friday, December 10, 2010

Music Videos

The conundrum of the modern music video is not one that is easily sentence finished.
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Toilet's Clogged

Benson's fur coat is loosely modelled on the Potsdam Conference.
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Friday, December 3, 2010

Front Lawn Daddy

There's never been a better time to become your own reincarnation!
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Last Episodes

Benson's theory falls down when it comes to the last episode of '80s sitcom Mr Turbott, in which the eponymous character ate a trailer tyre.
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Friday, November 26, 2010

The Curse of Beautyful Muusic

This is a semi-true story based on events that happened in 1564 before breakfast but not often.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

How They Get You

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of free paper hander-outers? Benson knows.
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Friday, November 19, 2010

A Sea Vision

The country where all the men died in a war is called Estrogenixstan.
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Let's Be Friends

When Stalinbot sings he sounds like Bobby McFerrin.
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Friday, November 12, 2010

Thumbwah

There's no hidden comment for this comic because we're too busy wearing white t-shirts outdoors in winter with big furry Russian hats on.
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Mr Alligator

If I were to chat with an alligator, I would decide not to.
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Friday, November 5, 2010

Blushing

Treulich geführt ziehet dahin, wo euch der Segen der Liebe bewahr'! Siegreicher Mut, Minnegewinn eint euch in Treue zum seligsten Paar.
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

A Tale Of Two Cities

This isn't the first time that Benson has ruined a perfectly good story. Why, I remember this one time in Rotterdam- [Story cut off by Benson.]
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Friday, October 29, 2010

News For Benson

News For Benson is better than News By Benson, which consisted mainly of him flinging rocks at a cut-out of Bill Clinton.
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Nature Walk

Benson's dad, eh? Who'd have him and who'd admit it if they did have him? Eh?
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Friday, October 22, 2010

Making Brenda Swoon

And he never even swoons. Damn swoon-teasing comic strip.
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Defenestration

We could call this one 'Definition Corner' I guess. But we won't. Never, ever, ever.
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Friday, October 15, 2010

Stalinbot Requires Your Blood

Stalinbot Requires Your Blood is a community group play with a message.
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Friday, October 8, 2010

Identifying The Yawn Cloud

I think I know that guy from somewhere.
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Elise Takes Benson Somewhere

Elise Takes Benson Somewhere is from the 'Vague Classics' series.
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Friday, October 1, 2010

The Awesome Science Box

The Awesome Science Box is a concept album by Kenny Groper & The Nakeds, released in 1974.
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

What Are You Exactly?

What Are You Exactly? is a health book for really freakish 8 year-olds.
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Friday, September 24, 2010

Sunshine & Rainbows

Sunshine & Rainbows was a really unsuccessful cop duo show.
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Benson's Hilarious Condition

We stole this all from somewhere. Prizes for who works it out. (Warning: if it turns out the answer is 'We didn't steal it from anywhere', no prizes for anyone.)
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Happy Today

Happy today, dead later.
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Friday, September 10, 2010

Workin' On The Rail Lion

Workin' On The Rail Lion is the name we chose for this one? Really? Oh boy.
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Full Moon Romance

Full Moon Romance was some movie with Nicolas Cage in it or something.
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Friday, September 3, 2010

Brenda's 5 Stages Of Grief

I only count four distinct stages. The first one must have been before Mister Motion arrived. Mystery solved.
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Friday, August 27, 2010

The Benson Music Spectacular Show

The Benson Music Spectacular Show is brought to you by rust.
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Smackeroo & The Bear

We should have this guy more.
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Friday, August 20, 2010

When Swabby Met Bottle

Fun Fact: There are no fun facts about plasters.
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Friday, August 13, 2010

Clean Up The Yard!

Clean Up The Yard! was a popular children's sketch comedy show in the 1980s. Probably from Canada.
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

An Important Beach Lesson

Benson's dad, eh? Who'd have him?
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Friday, August 6, 2010

It's August!

August is a great month except for everyone.
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Friday, July 30, 2010

Stilted Conversation With Frederick

Stilted Conversation With Frederick is the name I've given my male member.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Reasons Beyond Explanation

Reasons Beyond Explanation is an awesome name for a TV show. Please someone make it.
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Friday, July 23, 2010

There Was No Strip On Tuesday!

That fellow with the glasses is an observant guy. The other one is just a nipple-wad.
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Friday, July 16, 2010

What If... Thumby Finally Had Enough?

The strip that asks the question 'What If... Thumby Finally Had Enough?' and then chugs a beer.
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Balloonhead's Baptism

Going to a baptism AND getting tied up, now that's my perfect day.
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Friday, July 9, 2010

Elise's Guy

Elise is a friend, yeah, I know she's been a good friend of mine, but lately something's changed that ain't hard to define: Elise's got herself a guy and I want to make him mine.
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Caped Graves-Raider

Let's just hope that no one reads this.
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Friday, July 2, 2010

Helmüt's Holodeck

Helmüt could build a holodeck if he really wanted to. But who wants to, really? So nerdy.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

A Night At The Opera

Nessler and Salieri can both go take a flying leap. I'm making tortillas.
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Friday, June 25, 2010

Frederick's Ethical Fashion Business

Frederick's Ethical Fashion Business is a blockbusting bamsmashing supercollastic business! (I'm taking a course in hyperbolic blurb - had one lesson.)
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Being In The Desert

This is just like that movie that Gus Van Sant made that no one has ever seen and no one ever wants to see. You don't know the one I mean because you have intentionally decided not to know that movie exists, which I applaud.
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