Monday, December 25, 2006

Fondest Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas Sprinklers!
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Season's Greetings!

Seasoned Greetings from that comic that rips off Peanuts!
It's true! Benson will return in January 2007!
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Sushi

Sushi! The choice of a generation! (Note: In Japan, several generations.)
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Monday, December 4, 2006

Amnesia

Amnesia is a pretty low-class disorder. Not the kind of thing for a Roger Daltrey or a Donald Pleasance.
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Friday, December 1, 2006

Popular Film

The world we live in is full of words.
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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Swan's Birthday Party

The adult crocodile can grow to up to three swans in length. How do we know this? Did we measure swans? Yes. But did we measure crocodiles? No.
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Lessons

The true nature of karate is that it must be tuned by a professional every six months.
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Puzzle Cat

Benson's puzzle cat is loosely modelled on the mythical Ancient Greek creature the Poodleglass.
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Monday, November 27, 2006

Sparrows

The main thing to remember is that a sparrow can't hurt you if you don't believe in it.
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Friday, November 24, 2006

Pure Poppycock

The Poppycock civilisation is just one of the many about which information is currently quashed in our school systems. Stand up and fight today!
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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Wishing Well

Well, well, well. Well.
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Benson's Voice

What does anyone's voice sound like, really?
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Giant Stapler

That stapler is a local pest.
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Monday, November 20, 2006

Benson's Poem

Benson would write more poems, but he finds it hard to get access to that much rubber.
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Friday, November 17, 2006

Learn a Language!

Plaques! You'll see, they're going to be big.
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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Benson's video

This movie stars Quulie Pandrews.
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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

What If Benson

Feasible combinations of corner twists are paralleled by allowable combinations of quarks and antiquarks—both corner twist and the quark/antiquark charge must total to an integer.
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Straight To Hell

In the beginning there was Joe Strummer, and there was much dancing and many signs.
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Monday, November 13, 2006

New City

Eating razor blades is the Benson-approved way of keeping a hairless epiglottis.
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Friday, November 10, 2006

Benson's Tomatoes

'Strangely enough, the first character in Fried Green Tomatoes was the cafe, and the town. I think a place can be as much a character in a novel as the people.' - Fannie Flagg
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Thursday, November 9, 2006

The Strike

He's falling through holes in the carpet, he's pushing his kids off the pulpit.
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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Living Together

Protect the hive queen!
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Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Downloading Films

The internet is a fad and we all know it.
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Monday, November 6, 2006

Failure

The life of living is full of life.
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Friday, November 3, 2006

Lip Service

William H Macy once directed a movie called Lip Service, in which a young news reporter schemed to take over the job of a veteran news anchor whose ratings he was hired to promote.
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Thursday, November 2, 2006

Pyramid

Pyramids are the sassiest of all the ancient buildings.
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Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Passionate Kisses

This strip is not meant to be political, and we'll thank you to keep your nose out of other people's doghouses.
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Frosting

Time to draw a picture of your favourite roof or ceiling!
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Monday, October 30, 2006

Crumpets

Don't worry. Benson doesn't even know what a crumpet is. He definitely won't use one to assassinate President Kennedy.
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Friday, October 27, 2006

Alcoholics Anonymous

Who drinks? Balloonhead? Oh yeah, he drinks a lot.
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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Ovulate?

If only Balloonhead knew that he can ovulate. We built him that way. Oh well.
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Bunk Beds

I don't know what he's so excited about. Every piece of furniture in Benson's house is bunk furniture.
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

iPods

You wanna buy an iPod? Meet me on Hanover Street at 7 tonight. I have iPods.
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Monday, October 23, 2006

An Honest Man

Who sharpens pencils in heaven? That guy with a moustache who smells like ArmorAll.
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Friday, October 20, 2006

eBay

Diagram sourced from Introduction to Diametrics by L. Ron Hubbard.
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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Fords

Rocket-powered super sleds!
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Meet George Grimble

The $5 sign costs $4.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Benson In Space

Barely a day goes by when I don't imagine what it would be like to shoot Benson into space. 2006: A Benson Odyssey is what I'd call it.
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Monday, October 16, 2006

Before and After

Really, it's Thumby's adenoids. You can't see it from a photo.
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Friday, October 13, 2006

The Gallery

If you would like to see chicken dung in yoghurt cups, make sure you don't miss the thrill-a-minute motion picture, 'Zidane'.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Headphones!

Infected nails, saltwater pails, Donald n' Dales.
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Stork

There's a light that shines on Benson and that stork. A light of love.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Benson's Angels

Farrah Fawcett provided the voices for this strip.
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Monday, October 9, 2006

Bensonart

The character in Benson's novel is named Bensonart.
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Friday, October 6, 2006

Bling

Bling a song of sixpence.
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Thursday, October 5, 2006

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder? O yea, o yea! He's a musician.
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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

What If Benson Enquired About Studying Optometry?

In real life, he did study optometry. And he loved it. Loved it!!
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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Hot Bath

Benson soaks in a hot bath. XXX Photos!
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Monday, October 2, 2006

The Benson Sex Survey

The Benson Sex Survey is ratified by the United Nations of Funk.
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