Friday, September 29, 2006

Glorbex

Whew! It's Glorbex! Here to save the day and make all the girls get naked. Wait. That last part's Snoop Dogg.
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Thursday, September 28, 2006

It Pains Him To Write...

Benson loves The Bold & The Beautiful. It hasn't come up that much in the comics so far, but we're going to make more of a thing of it.
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Movie Reviews! With Benson.

Movie Reviews! With Benson will return next Friday and every week until I find out where he's keeping my daughter.
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Spontaneity

Benson chooses to fly SpontaniJet.
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Monday, September 25, 2006

The Postal Service

Benson thinks that postal services suck, but he also wants to stress that they're lovely people. Please don't lose our comics anymore.
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Friday, September 22, 2006

Benson Goes Bollywood

We're doing this to appeal to the Bollywood audience. We know which way the wind is blowing.
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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Money

Throw it in the well, throw it in the well. All is lost, all is lost.
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Monsta Kidz (TM)

It's the way he shakes it shakes it. Like he wants to make it make it.
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Motherboard

The major thing you want to get from this is that Macromedia is a good company.
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Monday, September 18, 2006

Baby I Need More Than You - I'm Dating Again!

Benson hosts a programme on television that, like Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake or Roseanne before him, raises the bar for all human civilisation.
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Friday, September 15, 2006

What If Benson Grew A Beard?

It's Friday! So here's a big comic about Benson having a beard. Remember when we used to give you big comics all the time? And now we're doing it just on Fridays and expecting you to be glad to have it! Don't we suck?
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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Animated Whatsit

Stop saying you've seen these before! You haven't! You haven't, alright? [Runs off.]
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Bottomless Pit

I've never seen this one before, I don't know what you're talking about.
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Cloudwatching

Putting on the ritz. Pouring vodka in the piano.
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Monday, September 11, 2006

Dreaming

Benson in colour! It's like we've suddenly stepped into the modern age. We're finally beef instead of tender, delicious veal!
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Friday, September 8, 2006

Clooney and Köhl

Clooney and Köhl? Together at last? Well, not technically.
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Thursday, September 7, 2006

Benson & Mum

For everyone who's ever wondered what Benson's mum looks like - here it is! A pretty good approximation.
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Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Spare Battery

You've got the power! It's in your battery! And it'll never, ever run out. (Statement not true.)
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Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Blendson

Buy Blendson! It's the bendiest, blendiest, trendiest blender on the agenda!
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Monday, September 4, 2006

The Arch-Conservative Pledge

Benson dictates the arch-conservative pledge from memory, not neglecting to mention how little compassion he and his bretheren have for their fellow men.
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Friday, September 1, 2006

Wanna Be Famous?

You wanna be famous? Go to the secret bensoncomics.com electronic garden section and write the letter XBZ and the number 4 on the 'big rock' in the middle of the screen. In 6-8 weeks you'll be famous.
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