Friday, December 28, 2007

First Contact

Oh that Brenda! Always on the lookout for aliens! (Note: This is the first strip in which he has ever been on the lookout for aliens.)
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Christmas Party

Merry Christmas All! You all know who you are!
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Friday, December 21, 2007

Eyepatch

If Benson did wear an eyepatch, it wouldn't be over his eye.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Big Baumber

Big Brother is the scourge that destroys western culture. Wait, who said that?
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Friday, December 14, 2007

Tinea

She hasn't really been on her uncle's yacht at all. She's been touring with a philharmonic orchestra, but won't say which one.
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Diving Board

Thumby is going to dive from the diving board! Little does he know it's really an ironing board that we just put up really high.
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Friday, December 7, 2007

What if Benson gave $10 to charity?

Benson wouldn't give to a charity if it was a charity for Benson's life depending on Benson giving to a charity.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

A Balloonhead (TM) Shirt

Benson is wearing T-shirt with Balloonhead on it. Balloonhead says... Well you know what Balloonhead says, you can read.
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Friday, November 30, 2007

Brazil

Benson's in Brazil! Don't ask how he got there. He never runs anything by us anymore.
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Scribble

Oh, those crazy scribbles! They're not like you and me, you know.
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Friday, November 23, 2007

Genghis Khan

In 1974, Charlie Dickens walked into the Ipswich branch of Natwest, and... well you know the rest.
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Slasher

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Friday, November 16, 2007

Someone's In Here

Any follower of David Icke would know this strip is inaccurate: aliens don't bathe.
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Talking About God

Benson loves spreading the word of Cod. Literally, he wants to convert people to eating seafood.
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Friday, November 9, 2007

The Prince's Squire

Prince Charming once had a squire in his service. A squire who followed the prince everywhere.
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

A Bear In The House

There's a bear in the house at Casa Del Benson.
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Friday, November 2, 2007

Passing The Void

Benson loves passing everything, except gallstones.
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Dragon The Chain

Benson on a dragon's back? Not likely!
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Friday, October 26, 2007

Bensonhead

Benson is just a figurehead, he has no real power.
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Romulus & Remus

Remus went on to tell stories about Brer Rabbit, and Romulus went on to create the Romulans.
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Friday, October 19, 2007

Elves

The Wire is really very good. Check it out on DVD. And hopefully now they'll do a plug for us in return.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Modern Eating

Benson is eating in a modern way, and guiding you at the same time. Wow - look at that for a description of the strip! We may be only doing two Bensons a week now, but we're on fire!
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Friday, October 12, 2007

Pollen?

Where do these flowers come from? They're bloody everywhere.
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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Surfing

The life and times of Benson! Surfing! On objects you wouldn't normally expect!
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Friday, October 5, 2007

The Old Reach & Scratch

Benson reaches, fondles and succeeds? You couldn't make this stuff up!
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Thursday, October 4, 2007

Aziz's Computer Mart

Come to Aziz's Computer Mart! The sexist comments are free!
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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Hitchhiking

Thumby is hitchhiking, which is something we don't recommend. You'll get murdered. Or have a great time, I guess.
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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Milkman Qualifications

The milk from the milkman is sweeter than that from the metermaid.
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Monday, October 1, 2007

Cat & Mouse

Benson and a cat play a game of cat and Benson.
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Friday, September 28, 2007

Michael Michael Michael

Benson is just hanging out at the park. ...yeah, JURASSIC Park!!
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Giuseppi & His Fruits

It's Giuseppi and his fruits! Be nice to Giuseppi now and buy some fruits.
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Paris, 1921

Benson in Paris? This must be crazy week!
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

How Many Teeth?

I didn't know Benson even had teeth.
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Monday, September 24, 2007

The Final Fondue

Benson is in space in this one. Not the first time neither.
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Friday, September 21, 2007

Tower of Wishes

Benson won't appreciate Mister Motion until he's gone, which will be when he dies in Monday's strip.
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Thursday, September 20, 2007

The English Lions

The English like lions, even though they're from Africa.
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Odd, Doctor

Benson is at the doctor's office, with a list of symptoms as long as your gangrenous arm.
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Benson & The Thumb

Benson and Thumby and a ball that doesn't get mentioned even once.
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Monday, September 17, 2007

The Ball In The Yard

Benson and a dog in a stand-off of the non-Mexican variety.
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Friday, September 14, 2007

The Science Hat

Thumby and Bottle are helping you learn! Don't you want to thank them? Send burritos.
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

A Day At The Races

They're at the races! Oh wait, they're not.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Aziz's Camel Mart

It's Aziz's Camel Mart! Come down and get a bargain!
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Ham's Worst Fiend

Dogs. Man's best friend or ham's worst fiend?
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Monday, September 10, 2007

Panda In A Hat

It's Panda In A Hat! Eeeeee!
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Friday, September 7, 2007

Power Cut

There's a temporary power cut at Benson's place. Check back next week.
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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Brenda's Flea Bath

Brenda is having flashback anxiety.
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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Crossroads

Benson finds a crossroads he doesn't like, and doesn't think about just going back the way he came.
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The Board

Benson and Co. are planning their next financial move.
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Monday, September 3, 2007

Benocchio

Benocchio comes across some problems with Thumbetto looking on.
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Friday, August 31, 2007

Sock Shopping

Firehead Fred goes sock shopping in this reward-winning strip.
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