Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Glug!

Benson is a maniac with water. Don't get him started.
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Stop Littering!

This strip has an environmental message. We hope it's not too blatant, but we feel strongly about it.
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Monday, January 29, 2007

Loose Cannon

This strip is actually insanely historically accurate.
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Friday, January 26, 2007

M*A*S*H Convention.

Ghost Caveman ran from 1972-76 and was the highest rating show among the all-important vigilante dentist demographic.
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Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Thought Cloud.

Benson says: 'Don't be a chump! Eat sharks before they eat you!'
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Boring Morning

Benson has been fined 2,703 times. It's the only consistent thing in his life.
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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Dr Benson

Benson doesn't feel alive unless he smokes a pack of Livingstones every day. Livingstones. The doctor's choice.
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Monday, January 22, 2007

Amoebenson.

The slimiest substance in the world isn't slime. It's sludge.
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Friday, January 19, 2007

The Symphony

Bees! They're everywhere! Quiches! Not so much.
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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Think about it... Japan!

Look up geishas on your local Wikipedia. Just don't believe a word of what Wikipedia says.
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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Car Park

Benson is just as heartless as that guy with all the money. You know the one I mean. With the silvery hair and the cigars.
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

That Granny!

The granny in this strip is played by Madonna.
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Monday, January 15, 2007

Dracula Benson

Dracula Benson walks into a bar and orders a blood-red jumper. What do you think? Not funny?
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Friday, January 12, 2007

The Sound of Benson

The original Von Trapp family were infamous in Austria for their cat-strangling.
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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Fire Alarm

Benson plays pranks so often! So, so often!
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Balloonhead's Niece

Balloonhead's niece is hot.
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Benson's Idyll

The laughing frog is a funny old frog indeed. Its needs are its warts, and its wants are its knees.
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Monday, January 8, 2007

How Not To Be Smart & Charming

We didn't need to do this strip you know.
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Friday, January 5, 2007

Hell The Airport

Hell is other people, sitting next to you on hard plastic seats as you all watch screens that keep telling you to sit there for another hour, another hour, another hour.
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Thursday, January 4, 2007

Ratoncito Pérez

Benson and Ratoncito Pérez, together at last! I know I wasn't expecting it!
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

The Vowel.

This is the closest anyone has ever come to swearing in a comic strip.
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Tuesday, January 2, 2007

That Sun

It's just a ball of gas burning itself out.
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Monday, January 1, 2007

Underwater

Happy New Year! We here at Benson Comics have had enough of the seasonal stuff, so you're spared a comic about Benson and Father Time going to Euro Disney.
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