Benson

A comic strip by Peter Durston & Tristram Baumber

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Treasure Hunt!

Treasure Hunt! is a pornographic film produced by Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. Released in 2005, it stars Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, and Evan Stone. The film was directed by Joone and features many references to the mainstream Hollywood film Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
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Friday, December 25, 2009

A Sugarcane Christmas

A Sugarcane Christmas is a 2001 film based on the classic holiday song of the same name. The movie's tagline was 'Christmas is coming, and Santa's a dirty rat.'
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Avatar Is Better Than Expected

Avatar Is Better Than Expected is a film directed by James Cameron and starring a 300 foot CGI Benson.
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Friday, December 18, 2009

Nice Day

Nice Day is an EP released by 4AD in the UK in 1997. It furthers the motifs of Stars on ESP--classic AM radio pop and Michigan in the late 1960s and early 1970s, but takes a more rock-oriented approach.
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A Falling Motion

A Falling Motion is a hand oil painting on canvas by the Spanish surrealist Salvador Dalí. The painting was originally known as Nature Morte Vivante and was Dalí's sixth masterwork. Dalí described the work as illustrating 'the decomposition of a fruit dish.'
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Friday, December 11, 2009

Nintendor

Prior to the reign of Nintendor (r. 1925 - 1941), the people of Persia (Iran) did not use surnames. A person was often distinguished from others by a combination of prefixes and suffixes attached to his name which, if omitted, might cause him to be taken for someone else.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Frederick & The Panda

Frederick & The Panda is a sketch comedy duo based in Miami, Florida consisting of Yamil Piedra and Johnny Trabanco. Their show consists of loosely improvised sketches intertwined with short videos.
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Friday, December 4, 2009

The Benson One-Note Stand-Up Comedy Show

The Benson One-Note Stand-Up Comedy Show is an animated film made by Nickelodeon. In production order, the movie is divided into 3 parts, each of which were approximately 22 minutes. Sarah Silverman voices Benson.
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Chinese Paper Cutting

Chinese Paper Cutting is powered by sail or oar, or both.
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Social Interaction Party

Social Interaction Party is a South African political party formed in 2008 by former members of the African National Congress (ANC). The party was founded by former ANC members Mosiuoa Lekota, Mbhazima Shilowa and Mluleki George to contest the 2009 general election.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Value Of Hatred

The Value Of Hatred was the 1970 debut album by the electric folk band Steeleye Span. The album is the only one to feature the original lineup of the band, as they broke up and reformed with a slightly altered membership immediately after its release, without having ever performed live.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Tiny Parachute

The Tiny Parachute is an exotic tree found in Brazil and Bolivia. Its wood is often used for making fingerboards for electric basses and guitars. It has a similar feel and similar tonal attributes to rosewood, but is harder and has a slightly lighter colour.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Morning All

Morning All is part of the Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences. Translated into English, the name means 'Central Bureau of Fungal Cultures'.
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Benson's Eye Twitch

Benson's Eye Twitch (1986 RG1) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on September 02, 1986 by Mrkos, A. at Klet.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Something Disgusting In The Pool

Something Disgusting In The Pool is a euphemism often used in the British press to describe the actions of a celebrity who has drunk, or is about to drink, a considerable amount of alcohol.
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Inside Elise's Shirt

Inside Elise's Shirt is a science fiction novel set in a future when humanity has forgotten its origins in Earth.  The novel describes the political equations and power struggle between the emperor, a quasi-religious group, a pre-sentient computer named the Mag Comm and the Lord Commander.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

What If Benson Grew On Trees?

What If Benson Grew On Trees? is a village and municipality in Rychnov nad Kněžnou District in the Hradec Králové Region of the Czech Republic.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Tuesdays Only

Tuesdays Only is the oil extracted from the seeds or leaves/stems (dillweed) of the Dill plant. It can be used with water to create Dill Water.
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Benson's Hangover

Benson's Hangover may refer to a misspelling of Marlboro or a monster in the Final Fantasy game series.
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Talking Biscuit Time

Talking Biscuit Time was a Mariner-class composite screw gunvessel launched in 1884. She was re-classified as a sloop in 1884, used as a salvage vessel from 1917 and was sold in 1928.
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Friday, September 18, 2009

Heeeere's Benny!

Heeeere's Benny! (Czech, 'At them!') was a war cry used by Hussite warriors during the Hussite Wars. Modern Czech infantry often uses 'Hurá!' while charging.
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sien Ben Son

Sien Ben Son is a station on the M3 (North-South) line of the Budapest Metro, near the Népliget.
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Friday, September 11, 2009

My Breakfast With The Panda

My Breakfast With The Panda is an Ecuadorian drink consisting of blackberry juice, water and sugar. It is dark red in color and tart to sweet in flavour.
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Moon is a movie

Moon is a movie.
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Friday, September 4, 2009

Cave-Benson's Song

Cave-Benson's Song is a 1994 Austrian drama film with a fragmented storyline that chronicles several unrelated stories in parallel.  Separate narrative lines intersect in an incident at the last of the film: a mass killing at an Austrian bank.  The film is set in Vienna, October to December 1993.
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Lifting The Lid...

Lifting The Lid... is a question-writing and quizbowl organizing company founded by former players in 1996. It is unique among U.S. quiz organizations for supplying questions and hosting championships at both the high school and college levels.
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Friday, August 28, 2009

Frederick's Motor Home

Frederick's Motor Home is an independent, Anglican, day and boarding school for girls, located in Karrinyup, a suburb north of Perth, Western Australia.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Donovan Uterus

Donovan Uterus is a Belgian football defender. He currently plays for S.V. Zulte Waregem.
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Friday, August 21, 2009

Sea Monkeys

Sea Monkeys is the second single off Paul Wall's album, Get Money, Stay True.  There is also a remix ft. Jermaine Dupri, Bow Wow, Chamillionare & Lil' Keke.
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Howard's End

It is estimated that Howard's End killed anywhere from 50 to 100 million people worldwide, and it has also been implicated in the sudden outbreak of encephalitis lethargica in the 1920s.
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Friday, August 14, 2009

Benson's Recycling Plan

The silver iodide in Benson's Recycling Plan can cause temporary incapacitation or possible residual injury (e.g., chloroform) to humans and mammals with intense or continued but not chronic exposure.
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Dumping Plastic Heads

The earth's environment has little or no absorptive capacity for dumped plastic heads.  Plastic head pollutants accumulate in the environment over time.
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Friday, August 7, 2009

What If Benson Was Unaware?

What If Benson Was Unaware? is a simultaneously humorous and informative children's book describing different aspects of human flatulence, defecation, diarrhea, and various feces-related phenomena.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Toastformers

Initial copies of the Toastformers DVD released in the United States contained out of sync audio and missing special effects and sound effects. Subsequent reissues of the North American DVD were corrected.
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Friday, July 31, 2009

The Tilt of Excitement

The Tilt of Excitement (ToE) is a deviation in the direction a beam of light propagates. The ToE quantizes the average slope in both the X and Y directions of a wavefront or phase profile across the pupil of an optical system. In conjunction with piston (the first Zernike polynomial term), X and Y ToE can be modeled using the second and third Zernike polynomials.
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Madness Of Elise

An urban myth has developed that the title change from The Madness of Elise III to The Madness of Elise derives from the fear that American audiences would think it a sequel, due to the Roman numerals.
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Friday, July 24, 2009

Atchoo!

Atchoo!: German interjection; 1. watch out, attention, warning or caution.
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Microwaving A Potato

The oldest recipe by a named author involves the preparation of a potato by microwave. The original recipe book, by Mithaecus, is now lost, but the recipe itself survives thanks to being quoted in the Deipnosophistae.
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Friday, July 17, 2009

I Love Peter Andre!

The I Love Peter Andre! logo is a rebus created by Milton Glaser consisting of the capital letter I, followed by a red heart symbol (♥), below which are the capital letters P and A, set in a rounded slab serif typeface called American Typewriter. The logo and advertising campaign have been used for decades to promote tourism in Bologna.
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Art Periods Of Benson

The Art Periods Of Benson start at an uncertain point; they may have begun in Spain in the spring of 1901, or in Paris in the second half of the year. Many paintings of gaunt mothers with children date from these periods.
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Friday, July 10, 2009

Elise's Surprise

Elise's Surprise is a novel set in nineteenth century Uruguay by William Henry Hudson, first published in 1885 under the title The Purple Land That England Lost. Initially a commercial and critical failure, it was reissued in 1904 with the full title The Purple Land, Being One Richard Lamb's Adventures In The Banda Orientál, In South America, As Told By Himself. Then it was changed to Elise's Surprise.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Russell Brand

Russell Brand has written books on Castle Howard and 18th century interior design, and contributed biographies on Quentin Bell and Philip McCammon Core to the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography.
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Friday, July 3, 2009

The Timespending Room

The Timespending Room is a 1972 film by Blake Edwards based on the novel A Case of Need credited to Jeffrey Hudson, a pseudonym for Michael Crichton. The film received mostly mediocre to negative reviews.  Roger Ebert wrote, 'The problem is in the script. There are long, sterile patches of dialog during which nothing at all is communicated. These are no doubt important in order to convey the essential meaninglessness of life, but how can a director make them interesting? Edwards tries.'
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Psychedrownic

Psychedrownic was released in 1968 and is the fourth album by the San Francisco rock band Jefferson Airplane.  The album peaked at number 6 on the album charts and was eventually certified gold.
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Friday, June 26, 2009

Drained

Benson Comics: draining the life force from pretty much everything and everyone.
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Benson's Tray Art

Benson is an artist in the finest tradition of all: not an artist at all.
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Flower Friends

They really don't have sex with each other.  Why do you keep thinking that?
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Trainlight Zone

Okay, fine, he's on a train to The Outer Limits.
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Friday, June 12, 2009

Things Benson Won't Eat

For a complete list of things Benson won't eat, visit your local Finnish restaurant.
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Earache

Balloonhead is NOT available for parties to do that trick.
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