Monday, September 3, 2012

Contractions

Pregnancy and contractions are a time for comics and birth is not a thing if you know your Fred Savage.
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Friday, July 20, 2012

Reject Oppression!

If you don't reject oppression, it will become internalized, internalised, socialised and spiritualised. Do you want that? Alright, me too. Let's not reject oppression together.
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Monday, April 23, 2012

London 2012

If you get tickets to the London 2012 Olympics, can you please take a photo of the logo for me?
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Friday, March 23, 2012

Blaa-zim!

Does God exist? If so, why does he allow suffering? If not, why is there Christianity? There are so many questions that even Jesus Christ himself would have trouble answering them.
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Monday, February 27, 2012

Barbara Business

Get business tips from the very tip of the business tip iceberg! Barbara Business will set you straight in all ways but one! (And that one way is the one you want to keep, trust me.)
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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Foofy

Why is Blanka such a macho name, which Blanca is so feminine? The answer lies in your local arcade. Whether you're a street fighter or a Vincent Vega, just trying to get by, throw your Xbox in a river and join us, fellow foofy one.
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Dummy

Never buy cheap ventriloquist dummies. If the dummy is for sale cheap, it's probably a horror dummy. Think of every puppet you know: Slappy, Goosebumps, Mortimer. They're professionals. Professionals don't do horror. And kids don't do drugs.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Summer Visits

When people visit us in summer we hit the heights of what can be considered high. We need air conditioning, not comics.
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Friday, October 21, 2011

Mister Motion Wonders

Mister Motion spends some time wondering about non-surgical hair replacement. I assume it's non-surgical. I mean, it could be a transplant. Do you think that's likely? How much would something like that even cost?
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Old Wives' Tales

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