Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Dummy

Never buy cheap ventriloquist dummies. If the dummy is for sale cheap, it's probably a horror dummy. Think of every puppet you know: Slappy, Goosebumps, Mortimer. They're professionals. Professionals don't do horror. And kids don't do drugs.

2 comments:

  1. Thanks, Pedo! We strive to stimulate every sense of every person currently living on planet Earth, and we think we're doing about a 5/10 job - which is pretty great if you think about it!

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