Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Dummy

Never buy cheap ventriloquist dummies. If the dummy is for sale cheap, it's probably a horror dummy. Think of every puppet you know: Slappy, Goosebumps, Mortimer. They're professionals. Professionals don't do horror. And kids don't do drugs.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Summer Visits

When people visit us in summer we hit the heights of what can be considered high. We need air conditioning, not comics.
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Friday, October 21, 2011

Mister Motion Wonders

Mister Motion spends some time wondering about non-surgical hair replacement. I assume it's non-surgical. I mean, it could be a transplant. Do you think that's likely? How much would something like that even cost?
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Old Wives' Tales

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Friday, September 23, 2011

Evil Robot Savior

Manga Fox eaten plague of dustmites! One piece said over line to teen friend. But who? Batman online is answered, free.
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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Mourning Amy

By some, Amy Winehouse will be remembered for her songs, albums and lyrics. By us, she'll be remembered for this comic we made with a punchline about cakes.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Spanish Cathedrals

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Friday, July 29, 2011

Cats & Sex

Although I have to admit, that video of the crazy neutered cat attacking that sick cat while it's sneezing is better than sex.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I don't know, what does he use?

Let's all just pretend for a moment that a hobbit joke is exactly what you wanted to hear when you woke up this morning. You said to yourself 'Now, Frodo Baggins, the only thing that could Bilbo up this day is a good bit of hobbit humour, preferably something concerning claymation. Let's have at it!' That's how hobbits speak.
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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

City & Country

You don't have to fight a war over your country club to know that your city is on fire. Think about that. Also, think about how many people really say 'I'm going to be raped and murdered!' out loud, to themselves.
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Friday, June 17, 2011

The Youth Event

Let's all go to a youth event! With games, and activities, and personal development for all! This is not me speaking; I have been taken hostage by someone who may or may not be Christian. Please help.
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Socratic Problem

Read about the Socratic problem at your local library. It's interesting!
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Friday, May 20, 2011

Window Of Blame

Window Of Blame is soon going to be a movie starring Matt Damon and Gene Hackman.
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

A Many-Splintered Id

It takes bravery to be this stupid.
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Friday, April 22, 2011

Going To The Park To Meet Girls

Going To The Park To Meet Girls is a film that Frank Sinatra refused to make because his socks were itching him when it was suggested and he was feeling grumpy about that at that time.
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Greatest Snowboarding Weekend Ever!

This has been the greatest snowboarding weekend ever, except for last weekend, is a much more straightforward conversation to be having.
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Friday, April 1, 2011

Bleep, Bloop

If you've seen the film 'Black Swan' you've already read this strip, and in Natalie Portman's voice. I'd rather watch 'Goodfellas' again.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

In a gadda da vida

It wouldn't be Benson History Month without an actual factual historical tale from the realness of reality!
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Friday, January 21, 2011

Swimming Out Into The Wide Blue Ocean

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

 

Well, this is kind of it. The site will be here, so if we come up with a truly brilliant strip, we'll pop it up. But our 5 years of regular updates have come to an end. A big thank you to all our readers - the site couldn't have lasted as long as it has without you. This is the most fully-realised project we've ever worked on and gives us pride in our innards. Look out for new projects from Durston & Baumber, together or individually. And we'll do the same for you. (Especially you, Anonymous.) Peace.
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

LOL Cost Airlines

Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas? In The Air Tonight? Nah, we chose the right songs.
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Friday, January 14, 2011

Doodle Dandy

There is no similarity between anyone this strip and anything in this universe. And you can take that to Goldman Sachs with a barrel of silver foxes.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Simulcast

The great Benson simulcast is the single greatest experiment in the history of broadcast. How's our driving?
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Friday, January 7, 2011

Blood On The Tracks

Mister Motion is a big old pervy perve and he should live in Perveville Heights.
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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

An iPod is Acquired

Perhaps we're all just floating on a bed of leaves with iPods underneath them. You ever think about that? It happens to me. It does happen to me.
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