We'd love to, but that would involve a lot of paperwork. Our policy at this moment in time is not to provide our fictional characters with air, and unfortunately we'll have to stick with that until word comes down from our CEOs. Our CEOs are actually us, but policy is policy.
Heheheheeee!
ReplyDeleteHOHOOOHO.
That's funny.
(poor people with no air though...seriously, you're the writer - get those people some air...)
We'd love to, but that would involve a lot of paperwork. Our policy at this moment in time is not to provide our fictional characters with air, and unfortunately we'll have to stick with that until word comes down from our CEOs. Our CEOs are actually us, but policy is policy.
ReplyDeleteoh. okay.
ReplyDeletewell....I'm your new Chief of the CEO's and I say air for them all.
Though, now that you've effectively snuffed out all the characters by declaring your no-more-Benson-comic writing lamitude, you know, like, whatevs...
pfft.